Verdict
L-Score
42
/ 100
62 swaps across 48 tokens. Fully online.
76% of your swaps fire between midnight and 6am UTC. Sleep is also free.
The burns8
- 0.090 (~$13.46) routed to platform fee wallets across 60 swaps (avg 0.0015/swap). Top recipient: trEn…hCrq.
- 13 pump.fun buys. You didn't find gems — you found exit liquidity for the dev.
Trader Tier Score0-1000
Single-number wallet skill rating. Distinct from the L-Score (loss-flavoured) — this rewards profit, execution, and edge.
Gold550-699
577
Base+500
Edge
Trader DNA4-axis
A four-letter signature distilled from your fingerprint, cadence, sizing, and edge. The hand-readable verdict.
- MMixed conviction
Diamond 90/100 · paper 60/100. Neither extreme — case-by-case.
- CChaotic cadence
Inter-tx CV 2.75. Long quiet stretches punctuated by frantic bursts.
- FFarmer
Avg buy ◎0.006. You scale in slowly, not snipe.
The biography
Active trader. 82 days on-chain in this slice. Busiest day was 2026-03-24 with 83 TXs. 18 buys placed (avg ◎0.006, biggest ◎0.014). Touched 362 unique tokens — 356 are still held.
Profile: a hardcore baghodler. Estimated PnL across this slice: up ~$187 (realised $-7, unrealised +$194). Activity ramped up over time — 2026-06 sees 2.5× the activity of 2026-03.
PnL summary
Best-effort estimate from on-chain SOL legs + live token prices. Doesn't account for slippage, MEV, or off-chain transfers.
Net PnL (USD)
+$187
Realised
−$7
−0.100
Unrealised
+$194
on bags still held
Win rate
0%
0W / 0L / 1B
True edge (after fees)
−$8
realised − $0.78 fees
Improvement plantop 3
Personalised, ranked-by-impact action items derived from your fingerprint, risk profile, and the hodl counterfactual.
- Reconsider active trading
Just hodling SOL would have netted ◎0.10 more than your active trading. Either you need to size up the bets that work, or run smaller and keep the rest staked.
Stake idle SOL - Block dust airdrops
Only 10 of 362 (3%) of your token touches are real DEX buys — the rest is unsolicited dust. Configure your wallet to hide < $1 tokens, and never sign for unknown mints.
Set up dust alerts - Filter your wallet view
349 dust spam bags clogging your portfolio. Most wallet UIs let you hide tokens below a USD threshold — do it.
Recommended next moves3
Based on what we found. Not financial advice. Definitely emotional advice.
Receipts10
- Total TXsEvery on-chain transaction this wallet has ever signed — all-time. A "+" means the wallet is so active the scan capped before its first tx.
- 3,563
- SwapsDEX swaps (Jupiter / Raydium / Pump / Orca / etc) seen in the recent activity window the roast analyzed — not all-time.
- 62
- FailedTransactions that reverted on-chain, all-time. You still paid the base + priority fee for every one.
- 1,647
- Fees burnedSOL paid to validators (base + priority fees + Jito tips) across the recent activity window the roast analyzed.
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1200 × 630 · PNGL-Score 42/100
76% of your swaps fire between midnight and 6am UTC. Sleep is also free.
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Sources + methodology
Enhanced on-chain tx feed + portfolio + price oracle, with native SOL legs walked per tx. Best-effort attribution — slippage, off-chain transfers, and cross-program inner instructions are not always disambiguated. How we score.
